Strifefox

The earth below his feet was soft and squished against the delicate hide soles of his boots. Though it was cold and damp here and nothing like the beautiful warm sands of his homeland, Vesh still felt comforted as he neared Riften. It's exotic smells of lake water and fish filled his nostrils with familiarity and washed away the gathered anxiety from his recent heist. The Khajiit brushed his clawed fingers over his road worn robes to dislodge a bit of mud from the lapel and curled his blackened feline lips back. "A nice warm bath is in order." he purred to himself in the lavish accent of his people. Surely, they would not appreciate his kind

21 Rules of End of the World Movie Survival 1.) You're F'ed, why are you spending all your time on trying to stop it from happening? Grab your friends or loved ones, spend some quality time with them, and eat all you want cause you're gonna die anyways! 2.) Why is it so hard to believe that a giant meteor / tornado / earthquake / hurricane / or what ever other kind of natural disaster you can think of in existence, can rub out humanity if it was really big enough? Come on government like peoples. Get your act together and shove people in underground bunkers! 3.) Trying to save everyone in the world by 'letting them know the truth' gets you

                         21 Rules of  Science Fiction Movie Survival 1.) Never make out with the alien, it will only lay eggs in your belly 2.) When being chased by the alien, do not hide in the command center, there is to many ways in and its dangerous 3.) The hot, intelegent guy will always sacrifce himself for the greater cause, we suggest, sending the ugly guy in. This tactic never works anyways 4.)Never bring with you in the escape pod items from the orginal site of attack. The alien has already implated something in it 5.) Do not get with in touching distance of the odd pod, mist, or slime. It's just asking for it 6.) Please, don'

                                 21 Rules of Horror Movie Survival 1.) Do not get out of the car to check if the killer/monster/zombie is dead. They will ALWAYS be faking. 2.) Never run upstairs or down stairs to escape the antagonist; the cellar door is always chained shut and there is to many places to die  upstairs. 3.) Check to make sure the gun has bullets it in 4.) If the car will not start, use the door to knock over the antagonist as to provide you more time to actually start the car; remember to lock your doors. 5.) Under no circumstances take your bitchy, rebellious, or trouble starting friend on any trip cross countr