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21 Rules of Science Fiction Movie Survival
1.) Never make out with the alien, it will only lay eggs in your belly
2.) When being chased by the alien, do not hide in the command center, there is to many ways in and its dangerous
3.) The hot, intelegent guy will always sacrifce himself for the greater cause, we suggest, sending the ugly guy in. This tactic never works anyways
4.)Never bring with you in the escape pod items from the orginal site of attack. The alien has already implated something in it
5.) Do not get with in touching distance of the odd pod, mist, or slime. It's just asking for it
6.) Please, don't give Gizmo a bath
7.)If there is one survivor of said alien attack and he was bitten, clawed or in some other maner volilated, kill him and don't ask questions. He's just gonna do something terrible
8.) If low on fuel, its ok you can always make it somewhere else.
9.) The robot is always on a vendetta, dont get involved
10.) It worked in War of the Worlds, sneeze on the aleins. Its worth a shot right?
11.)If it looks cute and fluffy its probably something's larvel form
12.) Stomach burster's are never friendly and always fast, stay out of the room!
13.) No matter how much you want to research the thing in the test tube, canister or what ever the creature is held in, it is watching you as well. Just be cautious
14.) Aliens don't sleep, but you do. Make sure you take your power naps!
15.) Even if the planet's air is breathable, its probably supporting weird organisms. Under no circumstances remove your helemt.
16.) Opening the airlock probably won't kill the alien and your just wasting your breathing air, don't do it no matter how tempting.
17.) If you shot it once and it bounced off it's chitinous shell, shooting it several other times will give the same effect, save those bullets for yourself.
18.) Yelling at the animal like alien bodes nothing good, it doesnt understand you, just run
19.) The obviously evil scientist is always going to be evil. He isnt helping you for your benfit, throw HIM/HER out the damn airlock.
20.) The federal agent looking man is always a cyborg, andriod or some manner of controled being, not a friend and stay away from him
21.) If your flashlight is flickering on it's last leg of life, dont use it to look for the alein, use it to escape.
1.) Never make out with the alien, it will only lay eggs in your belly
2.) When being chased by the alien, do not hide in the command center, there is to many ways in and its dangerous
3.) The hot, intelegent guy will always sacrifce himself for the greater cause, we suggest, sending the ugly guy in. This tactic never works anyways
4.)Never bring with you in the escape pod items from the orginal site of attack. The alien has already implated something in it
5.) Do not get with in touching distance of the odd pod, mist, or slime. It's just asking for it
6.) Please, don't give Gizmo a bath
7.)If there is one survivor of said alien attack and he was bitten, clawed or in some other maner volilated, kill him and don't ask questions. He's just gonna do something terrible
8.) If low on fuel, its ok you can always make it somewhere else.
9.) The robot is always on a vendetta, dont get involved
10.) It worked in War of the Worlds, sneeze on the aleins. Its worth a shot right?
11.)If it looks cute and fluffy its probably something's larvel form
12.) Stomach burster's are never friendly and always fast, stay out of the room!
13.) No matter how much you want to research the thing in the test tube, canister or what ever the creature is held in, it is watching you as well. Just be cautious
14.) Aliens don't sleep, but you do. Make sure you take your power naps!
15.) Even if the planet's air is breathable, its probably supporting weird organisms. Under no circumstances remove your helemt.
16.) Opening the airlock probably won't kill the alien and your just wasting your breathing air, don't do it no matter how tempting.
17.) If you shot it once and it bounced off it's chitinous shell, shooting it several other times will give the same effect, save those bullets for yourself.
18.) Yelling at the animal like alien bodes nothing good, it doesnt understand you, just run
19.) The obviously evil scientist is always going to be evil. He isnt helping you for your benfit, throw HIM/HER out the damn airlock.
20.) The federal agent looking man is always a cyborg, andriod or some manner of controled being, not a friend and stay away from him
21.) If your flashlight is flickering on it's last leg of life, dont use it to look for the alein, use it to escape.
Another to the series I plan to post up, Enjoy!
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very cute.... fun to read